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globeldabble

The globeldabble will make you look very good looking to anyone who sees you. Since it is now made into a facial cream, it is easier to apply and use. Apply it once on your face and shoulders every morning, and it will make you look a lot more attractive to everyone around you. It will make you more likely to get a girl/boy and have sex. It will also make you a lot better at sex. The globeldabble is the best thing ever.
The globeldabble cream is exactly what I needed to impress Theresa last nice.
globeldabble by Globeldabble February 26, 2020
The word eskeetit comes from the greek word Eskititit wich in latin translates to come on or lets go
Hey man eskeetit to mcdonalds and get some chicken.
Eskeetit by Bigfatniggaballz December 16, 2022

Jamie Fulbrook 

Absolute king. Runs the streets. Nobody messes
“Jamie Fulbrook is a king”

Tom Leachery 

Derived from the term TOM FOOLERY.
TOM LEACHERY (AKA TOM SPONGERY) is the act of imposing excessive dependence on ones parents, siblings, coworkers or friends. Usually a behaviour committed by adult males between the ages of 21 and 30. These grown men refuse to leave the safety and security of their parents home - preferably the basement.
The allure of unlimited high-speed internet, free room, hot meals and a complete lack of real world responsibility is often too much to resist.

This act of Tom Leachery is (in best cases) ignored and (in many cases) despised by the subjects peers. Peers that are forced to live within the daily of confines of a 'normal' adult life: Mortgage/Rent, Car Payments, Marriage/Relationship, Children.

Adults committing acts of Tom Leachery enjoy numerous benefits including; increased cash flow, reduced stress, adequate sleep and a complete inability to sympathize with the their more 'responsible' counterparts.
What's with him these days? He's bought three bikes in the past month and damn he's gotten fast.

What do you expect? The biggest concern he faces each day ranges from 'did mom wash my underwear' to 'will dad leave enough gas in the Camry'.

I know, we can't be the only ones sick of his Tom Leachery...anyone call his parents?
The only reason I am awake right now
(Kevin)- "Dude are you on coke? You've been up for 3 days straight"
(Me)- *Looks over with bloodshot eyes, kind of like Squidward in that episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Squidward wakes up to find Spongebob in bed with him after getting him a glass of water half asleep* "Nah I ran out yesterday, its just coffee"

fist fight 

to furiously masturbate
That is so lonely, I heard he spent all weekend fist fighting with himself.
fist fight by darwin February 28, 2005
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