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adjective/noun/verb/intransitive verb

to: behave, appear, sound, and(or) personifying, an imbecile or inadequate enough for social standards to overlook it. (vague examples: Donald J. Trump. Tearing down a Big School to build a smaller school for More Students. An ATM Machine thats Been Out of Order for 5 years and yet no one has done nothing about it. A Blind Bus Driver with a Medical Degree in Optometry. A Restroom with no urinal or toilets just a hole in the ground/floor).
an object of redundant mechanics by faulty engineers. (e.g. Rube Goldberg Machine).
(derogatory noun) to be genetically inferior in every way.
Politically Correct Term for a slow or limited in intellectual or emotional developmental person within the social circle.
Also:

a person of strange or extraordinary character.

Other Derivatives.

Foutness, foutified, foutfout, foutening,
You're friend is fout; he defecated in his pants and is washing himself with the neighbor's dog.
You're (being) fout.
That's (being) fout.
You're dog is (being) fout.
That building is fout.
That car is fout.
That car is being fout. (It could mean broken or running strangely than normal vehicles)
That looks fout.
" Foutfout" (A Mating Call which sounds like a pokemon on helium to attract other people who like to get fout)
Get fout.
Being Fout.
Too many people at this Rally, people are all here just foutening (expressing) their foutness (views) to their fout(Leader or Deity).
fout by The Bat Weasel March 17, 2019
GOAT, slong the size of jupiter, tallest man alive better thatn justin at fortnite ,is the best guy your will go follow itsyungtoenail on ig
I love doing qhamani
Qhamani by I love qhamani December 17, 2020
Vampires have been a popular ledgen for centuries. They immortal beings that drink blood to survie. I am going to give you my personal impion since there are many definetions for mystical creatures such as vampires. They do not burn if they go out in the sun nor do they sparkel. They are pale and very beautiful. They have inhumane streanth, speed and other hightened senses. You kill not kill a vampire buy a wooden stake nor tearing them to shreds. A good decapitaion will do but perfoming it will be the trickey part. They have souls but dont care if theykill a humane since they are on the top of the foood chain. A wolf wouldnt mind killing a rabbit so it could survie which is the same thing when it comes to vampires killing humanes. They are predetores and fierce killers but can show emotions and can fell regret and pain but wouldnt feel that towards the humane unless they let there selves get close to them. You dont minf killing a chinken unles youare a vegeterain but if you got to know the chinken and it became your pet and you name it aswell. Then you have chiken for dinner and you relize you are eating Bob. It is the same thing. Vampires havediffrent personalities and abilites. To become a vampire a vampire drinks your blood and you drink thier blood as well.
An immortal vampire that drinks blood.
yeah thats all I got
vampire by ilostmymarbels February 16, 2009

toot gone bad 

When a (fart) turns into a bowel movement you were not expecting.
I had to go change my underwear, due to a toot gone bad.
toot gone bad by BruinFn4Lf December 29, 2007

Tucson cement mixer 

The act of peeing inside an anus and then proceeding to fornicate it, creating a wet cement like mixture.
Hey babe, come over for Dinner and a good old fashion Tucson cement mixer.
Tucson cement mixer by Jblanco October 11, 2019

corkscrew 

A variation of the shocker , except you cross your middle and index fingers and insert them into the vagina while inserting the pinky into the anus
my girl was tired of the old shocker so i decided she was ready for the corkscrew.
corkscrew by j-dubbs April 16, 2006

Cheese Melt 

The act of a woman putting melted cheese into her vajin by putting a cheese wheel between each vaginal lip(properly known as each "labium") and then giving oral till it is melted. Once melted, during the orgasm the cum shot that follows will exert pressure on the cheese blocking the canal causing a cheesy cum shot, serving a mean fondue for the other participant.

This move was originated in ancient egypt while the pyramids were being built, it is still in use and it is still used today and has been slightly modernized to keep it up with the times.
At the 5 o'clock, Claudia J. Sfinkt had almost put out Winston's eye with her cheese melt.
Cheese Melt by The Claude February 23, 2009
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