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Urban Dictionary

oxymoron 

when a chick's nice warm mouth is giving a guy dome with ice in her mouth to create a contradicting sensation in the genital region
Alex: O's that oxymoron felt so good last night
O's: Did your cum freeze when it hit the ice
Alex: No because the warm mouth contradicted the freezing ice thus creating an oxymoron and a great feeling
oxymoron by The cheating system February 21, 2011

attention blocking 

when somebody blocks you, then unblocks you, and then blocks you, and so on very rapidly so that the right side of your screen fills up with 'Scabby is Online' 'Scabby is Offline' 'Scabby is Online' etc.

often used by attention-seeking losers who want to make it very apparent that you know that they don't want to talk to them. of course, they are such idiots that they don't realise that this undermines the entire basis and point of blocking somebody.
'Oh, Chwist on a Cwucifix, he's attention blocking me again'
'How can you tell'

'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'
'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'
'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'

'Thats how.'
cigar-smoking, massage-giving homosexual male from Palm Springs, California. OR, one particularly fond of breasts.
All you want to do is touch my boobs, you titpig.
titpig by BuFei September 12, 2006
used to refer to something disgusting, shitty, dirty, or otherwise undesirable.

Used and understood in small towns such as Milton, Ontario.

rat, ratty, rat-tastic, rat tatty, rat bag, etc.
That shit was so rat.
Check out her hair, it's so ratty.
You're such a rat bag.
Rat by Robinator December 28, 2007

Shlong Term Memory 

A person has a combination of short and long term memory.
Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.

Delapiss 

When you take a shit, wipe your ass clean, walk out the bathroom all fresh and free and 15 seconds later need to go back to take a "delayed piss" looking like someone with a bad prostate.
#1:*walks out the bathroom*
#2:"All done?"
#1:"That was the most magnificent shite ever."
#2:"Cool, let's go"
#1:*Stops for a second*

#1"gotta go back."
#2:"What? You just finished!"
#1"Nah man, got some Delapiss in there."
#2:"Sucks dude."
Delapiss by TallihMaDih September 20, 2017