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Mum of 8 chav 

A mum of 8 chav is a chav that has 8 kids, all with different roadman. She is always disappearing late at night to go do her work leaving her eldest daughter, often with a name like Destiny, Love or Faith, in charge off her half siblings. She will return when all kids are at school except for the baby and the eldest daughter. When she return she reeks of Cannabis, Heroin and booze. Now and again she will have an idea to start fresh, get a boyfriend, get pregnant, and the boyfriend will dissappear without the consequences and leaving all kids messed up and the mum. She always has the local police at her front door and her kids are involved with the social.
~You know where I can get a good prostitute from, mate?
~Try the Mum of 8 chav down the road, ya know, she always in for a bit of weedy weedy puff puff.
~Ite, i'll try her then. Tell ya 'ow it goes?
Mum of 8 chav by ...11CDDD September 16, 2018

blug-blug 

"I made it, and they didn't give me ANY credit, or ANY $$$, and it's just blug-blug cuz they don't appreciate me and now I feel shitty."
blug-blug by bandcampgirl183 April 8, 2006

hayley morton 

Person 1: Wow did you see that massive bts fan over there
Person 2: No, but it was probably Hayley Morton
hayley morton by yoongiverse January 7, 2018
A person who is very handsome, smart, funny, fabulous, and perfect.
Josian is an amazing guy.
Josian by BobIsCool78 August 25, 2013

Brett Burk 

An incredibly amazing, beautiful guy that you would want to spend the rest of your life with no matter what age, sexual orientation, gender, religion, race, or appearance you are. He is known for his mysterious ambiance and morbid sense of humor.
Brett Burk is so sexy I could melt from his hot mess.
Why are there dark circles under Brett Burk's eyes, he's so mysterious.
It seems like Brett Burk is talented enough that he could do anything he wanted.

I could trust Brett Burk with my life.
Brett Burk by kiraplusl March 1, 2011

penelope 

penelope is the best person ive ever known, a penelope can be so kind and generous and you'll regret it if you don't let a penelope into your life :(
"look its penelope"
"shes so kind im glad im friends with her"
"me too"
penelope by unicorn507 February 3, 2022
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