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Goblin Blumpkin

When a goblin women is giving a blumpkin and pushes the dude off and eats the poop.
Man: "so last night i met this chick i was so drunk and took her home. When i got home I had to take a poop so i made her suck my dick while i was pooping. Little did i know the beer wore off and she was really a goblin"
Other man: "DUDE YOU GOT A GOBLIN BLUMPKIN"
Goblin Blumpkin by xEmjayx October 19, 2008

flying V 

A style of electric guitar shaped like the letter "V" that is commonly used in various types of metal music.
"I will stab you with my Jackson flying V if you interrupt this Yngwie solo one more time!"
flying V by Yngiwe Malmsteen November 11, 2003

Jones lag 

Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.
After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.
Jones lag by Cuijk 0485 April 26, 2020
“THE_YAY” the most kindest and most happiest thing in the whole universe.
Look at that, he most be a THE_YAY
the_yay by Christopher123 January 31, 2018

Dominic F 

He is usually of English descent and all he does is play games.
Dominic F by Annoying Gamers October 30, 2020

Goat Dad 

a man who is effortlessly the greatest of all time. he takes care of his friends and treats them like family.
Keswa is beyond being a cool kid. that guy is a goat dad
Goat Dad by Goat_Keswa June 11, 2018