a broke ass, fallen down stripper wanna be who has no life other then to try to keep tabs on random people and of course eatting cupcakes the whole time while

To expel flatulence; to fart.

its The small window of time when all the factors become available for a person to finish a quick round of masturbation.

the most amazing person on earth yee

Noun: A person you picked up at a bar and brought back to your house or hotel room for a one night stand.

Verb: Bringing someone back to your place after meeting them at a bar.

When he bends your frame so perfectly, the absolute best you’ve ever been bent that it makes you change your relationship status on Facebook.