Sham-pooing, Verb: The act of lathering your scalp whilst taking a wild poo.
Also a reference to a homeless person (
sham) who is
dirty and never showers. The irony!
I took a massive
sham-poo the other
day it was breath taking, like having a water birth, including full dilation and crowning.
I can't believe I'd never tried
sham-pooing before!