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Urban Dictionary

sham-pooing 

Sham-pooing, Verb: The act of lathering your scalp whilst taking a wild poo.

Also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. The irony!
I took a massive sham-poo the other day it was breath taking, like having a water birth, including full dilation and crowning.

I can't believe I'd never tried sham-pooing before!
sham-pooing by papashivo April 17, 2009
You see Cian Rooney omg hes so peng
peng by imtoopeng March 8, 2019
Misspelling of Balls or Bald on purpose. mostly used out of complete random in a message, but sometimes used with context.
1. What kind of hairstyle do you got? I dont have one, im Balg
2. Nice balgs bro
Balg by JoelleTheProtogen August 6, 2023
To throw up or expel something from within.
I feel like i'm gonna yiff. Did you see that guy yiffing all over the place.
yiff by Ty C May 26, 2006
Chinês asqueroso fdp.
O Vasco é um chinês asqueroso fdp.
O Vasco é um chinetok.
Chinetok by João Marcos November 21, 2021
The past tense version of Clank
Yo i just clunked danielle!
Clunked by Mr. Booty January 2, 2009