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cunt hole
mary has a nice cunole
john is a cunole
cunole by cunole August 23, 2003

Jordan Curve Theorem 

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.
Stop being a numna and take a pregnancy test.
Numna by Thefirstdefiner June 13, 2016
Scottish way of saying 'away you go' but normally said as one big word
Yeh mate fucked 10 birds last night

Aweyago man!
aweyago by ilovemorg January 7, 2017

Dissorial 

An adjective describing a perplexing, dreamlike experience.
Person 1: Did you see that art installation at the gallery yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, it was totally dissorial.
Dissorial by Ember lAr March 12, 2024

clock warrior

if theres a town clock in your town, no doubt you can catch them hanging under it at any given moment. They dont necissarily need to be smoking cigarettes, but they may ask you for one if you get too close.
Grovers be loitering by the clock tryna smoke a moke if you holdin, they clock warriors for life.
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