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๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฉ 

When youโ€™ve been talking to a girl for a while but you donโ€™t know if she wants to fuck but all you gotta say is โ€œโ€๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฉ?โ€ and if she understands what you mean and she does wanna fuck sheโ€™ll yk act appropriately and bam and if sheโ€™s not in to you then sheโ€™ll say it and all you have to say is โ€œWhat its an Eggplant (๐Ÿ†) & a donut (๐Ÿฉ) what about it?
(guy): ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฉ?
(girl) if itโ€™s what i think it means then finally iโ€™ve been.waiting

Wall Cancer

Wall cancer is a widely used facebook term used to describe members of groups with an uncanny ability to scare other members off group(s) simply by posting the most uninteresting and boring shite imaginable. It is also used to describe wall posts on fb groups. In many cases group members have even been known to leave groups due to copious amounts of garbage being posted by dolts with no sense of humour or purpose other than to amuse themselves.
Facebook Group Wall:

Higz: It's been quiet here today, where did everyone go?

Vanessa: Thomas turned up on group last night and posted a photo of a woman with grape hair and soon after everyone said goodnight and left. Some members even mentioned they would be leaving group permanently.

Higz: Great! didn't he post that dumb photo on group last week?

Vanessa: Yep, it was the same one. I think we should toss Thomas off the group, the guy is a wall cancer, and has actually managed to scare off a third of our members

Higz: Give him the boot, V
Wall Cancer by Higzy Teflon December 10, 2010

Congratubating 

The practice of, upon reaching an accomplishment, rewarding oneself with a vigorous masterbation session.
Once Jimmy scored 90% on his test he was finally able to celebrate by congratubating himself!
Congratubating by Dirty Daddie June 16, 2013
The act of bring complete and total fuckingshitup upon a your enemies and anyone who stands in your way.
If the pizza doesn't get here by the time im done jerking off into this chucky doll, I will MURK every last motherfucker in this blockbuster!
Murk by Ponchothepaperbag March 21, 2019

Azzzkufafa 

You're such an Azzzkufafa
Azzzkufafa by Zoonfwopho January 16, 2022
To go from one child to another and make sweet love
Might have a drink then go for a rotate care to join me?
Rotate by Milkaholic October 16, 2019
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