what did i do to deserve this

the act of kidding

it is not to be confused with the word *sarcasm*

When a guy puts cheese in a can on his dick and puts in the girls ass. This is usually done very very hard and very very fast.

A female of sultry appearance who, as an uninvited stranger, infiltrates events on party barges for free booze and debauchery.

Barge whores are commonly agreed to be a nuisance, and their propensity to generate problems is well documented; however, when it comes to the removal of barge whores, their appealing appearance in a string bikini generally allows them a wide berth of leniency.

Kayley, the type who is a strong woman who deals with a lot of hardship in life, but never doubt what she is capable of. Kayley is very protective over her family and the ones she loves. She's pretty, strong, funny, has big boobs, has a nice personality, and the most jaw-dropping eyes, so be sure to hide your man, girls. She isn't afraid to be herself, she's a crazy girl! She loves to shop and spend money. Kayley is also a tad bit insecure sometimes, but she doesn't show it. Watch out, she's a wild card.

Smylo is the name of a Greek god who turned bad 😐