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pisseria

After inhaling two pitchers of beer, Ryan made a bee-line for the pisseria.

pisseria by ICSHialeah August 4, 2009

cell phone

Small electronical device that causes major distress in rich girls lives. If lost it could cause her to show paranoid schizophrenic behavior. It will also cause her mom to scold mentally handicapped kids and call them "immature."

"Mom! They took my cell phone! I thought they were my friends!"

cell phone by MOJOE April 21, 2005

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Itinkai Pumaiselv

A joke name that sounds like 'i think i poo myself'

Radio presenter: Hello, Itinkai Pumaiselv. (realises mistake)

Itinkai Pumaiselv by prunes rule August 10, 2007

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heemal

a smurf who looks like an eight year old lemur

luke, bathe your heemal before going out with your friends, it stinks like aging cheese

heemal by eh June 21, 2003

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If this then that

Nonono I know what I said but don't attribute to me "If this then that" thinking.

Hym "It's a little dismissive to say that it's easy to draw the conclusion that a (or a pantheon of) reality monster(s) is responsible for reality and that's why it the conclusion was the first time and all subsequent times. You're argument is basically 'It's easy to conclude reality monster because in the absence of answers it would be easy to conclude that it's reality monsters.' But that's not the point. All I'm saying is seems a little reality monster-y.

I'm not saying 'if this then that.' Or they drew the conclusion, therefore, the fact that they drew the conclusion is evidence for the truth of the conclusion.

MY position is: If you posit that the universe has a beginning and you accept the proposition of the big bang theory, it logically follows that there is a point at which there is an infinitely hot and dense single point that at some point came into being. If it came into being then you must accept that there is a '0 point' where no singularity exists and only 'the potential for the emergence of a singularity' exists independently from the existence of a singularity. So, there must be a state of potential that allows for a singularity to occur. And I'm NOT SAYING 'And therefore God.' What I am saying is 'What are the properties of this state of potential and what would constitute sentience?' And furthermore, what properties would it NEED to have for you consider it a God? If you require sentience. Fine. If it DOESN'T have it, then it isn't God. But what would it need to be able to do (other than generate a reality) to prove sentience? And even if it isn't sentient, whatever you would hypothetically call it is functionally the same thing. Reality has been ON SOME LEVEL been created. By whatever process, it IS here. And this in no way relates to the truth of the Bible. I don't believe that it (If you can call it an it) or A GOD of ANY kind has interacted with humanity aside from the act of generating reality. There's no way to infer any sort of behavioral ethic from that. Not If this then that."

If this then that by Hym Iam September 5, 2023

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Subodh

Subodh is a person who gets a lot of girls and is smart and good looking, with a snarky tone which have a tough time controlling. Insanely funny, humorous and kind hearted;They are rare to find.

Girl: I had the best sex of my life yesterday.

Girl #2: Was it with Subodh?
Girl 1: Of course

Subodh by coochHunter996 November 23, 2021

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