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Mosquito Bloke 

The Mosquito Bloke, or more precisely receiving a Mosquito Bloke, would be the act of your sexual partner vomiting on your penis whilst receiving a blumpkin. Either by accident or calculatingly or consensually agreed by both parties before hand.
"Hey Luke, what did you get up to last night?........well it's a funny story, Naomi was giving me that long promised blumpkin we had been talking about about for a while, however she had eaten a large portion of Mushroom Cordial and Stilton Blobber earlier on in the night so my cock made her gag and she spewed all over my manhood, it was an awesome Mosquito Bloke, even though it was an accident! I'm gonna ask her if she'll do one on purpose tomorrow night"
Mosquito Bloke by Blobber Cod January 10, 2012
Guy 1: Damn, that Nick Picciotto sure is freash.
Guy 2: I know that, we all call him freash because of how freash he is.
freash by Acoolguyasdfghjkl November 14, 2011
a very kind person someone who has all the love in the world to give but not everyone gets it only people that she is close friends with get all the love has hard times but always fights through it and finds the way out but if someone breaks her trust she is willing to beat a bitch ass (if you are really close like i am u get all the secerets and learn bout pussy heart beats and is always the most horny person in the room)
gracie by bigdaddyvanni November 22, 2019
The best gurl i tha world
Oh thats a Julja i woulv love to b her boyfriend
julja by Julja February 9, 2017
The act of two men embracing and accidently touching penises. Named after Richard Nixon.
"Dude, you hugged me too tight. I think we Nixoned!"
Nixoned by Druid 13 January 2, 2012

Edge to mew 

This is when you are skibidi edging so hard you cant talk so you have no choice but to start mewing like our goat sigma leader Alexander Gay. skibidi edging means tucking your jhonson
Did you edge to mew last night?
Edge to mew by The rizz miser March 7, 2024
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