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a male reproductive organ, but a particularly sloppy one. Derived from Shlotsky's Deli, a place where you may find cut meats of various sizes. A shlotz is a all meat and no manners, you may find that a shlotz that bumps into things and spills shit on people. Can also refer to a person guided entirely by their sloppy shlotz, or a person of equal intelligence to a piece of deli meat.
You just whacked me with your shlotz.

Get your shlotz out of my face, it smells like dead cow.

Dude, you are such a shlotz.
shlotz by tatertot December 26, 2007
Attractive Italian guy, gets all the girls. Always has great hair, he proabaly dated all the popular girls, and has the sexiest smile. There are usually two Nikos in one school so u refer to him as " The Hot one"
Girl1: you know that kid niko
Girl2:The hot one?
Girl1: Yessss! he's dating emma...again
Niko by rebeccaknowsall August 24, 2016
A match type in the WWE that allows the competitors to only use tables, ladder, and chairs. This match type is usually performed at a PPV event. This kind of match is won when one of the competitors sets up a ladder in the middle of the ring, climbs it, and obtains the item that is suspended above the ring (contract, championship title, etc). Once the item is obtained, the match is over.
I saw my favorite wrestler, Edge, in a TLC match last night. It was electrifying!
TLC by AdeptMusician May 26, 2020
big as fuck and takes up too much space
savreen stop eating u big coon
savreen by kabir is tonka October 18, 2022

Piss Off 

1. Yeah right, whatever, sure. (sarcastic)
2. Get lost, go away, fuck off.
3. To get someone mad.
1. "Yeah I dumped 20 pills of ecstacy last night."
"Piss off cunt."
2. "You'd better piss off outta here before the cops arrive."
3. "You've gone and pissed off the IRS?Yo' in sum shit."
Piss Off by gang fuck September 1, 2003
Tony: True love of Kristie. No time distance or mean words will change the way I feel about you. I love you more, forever until the end of time and then after that.
Tony is the only person Kristie will ever want, need or crave in every way. She literally has eyes or thoughts or feelings for any other person ever. My person, my home.
Tony by Tony's Kristie August 10, 2024
beer drinking fool (describes somebody)
I threw up all over the sofa.

bdf
bdf by paul938402 January 11, 2009
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