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The Wuhan Wheezer

The Wuhan Wheezer is a geneticly enhanced version of what is currently known as Covid-19 that knows how to do Jujitsu to all of your healthy cells to make them sick.
Side Effects May Include:

- The Ability To Perform Martial Arts At A Black Belt Level

- The Sudden Urge To Eat An Eggroll/Rice

- The Sudden Inability To Drive

- Darkening Of Skin

- Change Of Language

- Squint Eyes

- Dry Cough

- Death

"Dude, I'm gonna die! Jason gave me the Wuhan Wheezer after he went to a Chinese restaurant!"
"Ok dude, get the fuck back bitch! I don't like eggrolls!"

The Wuhan Wheezer by BeanieBitch October 5, 2020

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Utape

Can be used in place of any curse word ever heard.
Means ever curse word

pronounced: ootupay but spelled Utape

Your an utape!
What the utape?
I had to take an utape.

Utape by LLLgirls February 20, 2010

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Shyquise

Don of all Dons simple !

That’s shyquise right there

Shyquise by anonymous November 23, 2021

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false pimp

noun, verb,: a person who is trying to pimp but is obviously unsuccessful. The act of unsuccessfully trying to pimp. Also can be abbreviated, FP-in'

John was false pimpin the fanny pack at the concert.
John is a straight false pimp.
John was fp-in' it all over town in his yugo.

false pimp by Andrew P Moore- H town October 1, 2003

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UC Merced

The newest of the UC's and the easiest to get into. Because of the largest club on campus is a Christian club, and the majority of students falling into the order of Asian, Mexican/Hispanic, University of Christian Minorities has become the new place to go.

Did you get into UC Merced?
Yeah, but there are too many Christian minorities.

UC Merced by kin2 November 25, 2010

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WANG SMASH

The art of using your penis or "wang" to "smash" someone's face. Usually shouting "WANG SMASH!" while, or just before executing the meaning is common.

Can also be used as an adjective meaning you are better than or "owned" a subject/person

-Literal-
Girl: *on knees unzipping Boy's pants
Boy: "WANG SMASH" *cock whips Girl's face, resulting in an embarrassingly shaped bruise*

-Non-literal-
Einstein: " and that is my Cosmological Constant."
Ninja: "Hey Einstein! You didn't account for the amount of Asians jumping up and down at the same time. WANG SMASH!"

WANG SMASH by NinjaLikesCheez May 22, 2010

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