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Urban Dictionary

tense maria 

The term used for someone who is cranky after he / she has been dealing with money
"Stop man!" "Wow were you dealing with money? What a tense maria
tense maria by eman9921 April 14, 2011
When you are cleaning and someone just watches you instead of helping.
Quit being a Yashar, come over here and help me clean the toilets.
Yashar by Daniel.roberts1 October 13, 2017

NOODLEMAN 

SOMEONE WHO OVERTHINKS EVERYTHING
ENGINEERS,"YOUR A NOODLEMAN" DAN HENSEL,
NOODLEMAN by LILLY BIRD November 15, 2012
Mystiq is a fun, loving, and funny girl and if you mess with her friends she will literally kill you and she slays alyways
Damn mystiq u look good today . bitch i know I look good everyday
mystiq by Babygirl2013 March 19, 2017
(n.) A deregatory term for English colonists coined by the original Dutch settlers of New York. It is derived from the Dutch words "yan" - meaning "bumbling losers" - and "kee" - meaning "grossly overpaid."
Dutch Settler: Look at those foolish Yankees! They can't even field a ground ball!
yankees by davethedivine April 18, 2006

Pulling the rip cord 

when about to have sex with a woman on her period, you pull out the tainted tampon that was in her vaginal canal
Example 1:

Guy 1: "hey man, did you guys get it on last night? I was chatting with her girlfriend and she said there was no chance cuz she was on her period. So we were kind of laughing at you for trying so hard."

Perp/Guy2: "Dude, you underestimate me; she was a little cranky, but once I pulled the ripcord it was all good"

Hence: Pulling the rip cord

Example 2:

Lots of couples enjoy sex on a regular basis, regaurdless of the time of month for the female. Pulling the rip cord is common practice for some.......
Pulling the rip cord by LBlizzy August 20, 2010
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