When a person is three times the weight of the average diabetic.

A friend/close friend that distributes high grade Marijuana.
Bushy = Friend
Busher = Bushy+Pusher

BULEXIT
noun | late-stage socio-neurological disorder

A post-Eurozone panic syndrome in which a Bulgarian insists the country must immediately exit the Eurozone, usually shouted with absolute certainty and zero comprehension of consequences.

Epidemiology:
Most commonly observed among:
– retirees with unlimited free time and unlimited opinions
– functional alcoholics with a strong relationship to “one last drink”
– taxi drivers who possess intimate knowledge of geopolitics, macroeconomics, and “what they’re not telling you”

Transmission vectors:
– Taxi rides longer than 10 minutes
– Morning rakia + Facebook comments
– YouTube videos with titles written in ALL CAPS

Typical behavior:
– Loudly explaining complex monetary policy to strangers
– Claiming “everyone knows” while citing no one
– Using personal inconvenience as economic evidence
– Ending every argument with “you’ll see”

Cognitive markers:
– Inability to explain what happens after BULEXIT
– Strong emotional attachment to coins
– Belief that prices rise out of spite

Prognosis:
Permanent. Patient remains highly vocal but completely resistant to data, timelines, or reality. Condition worsens in taxis, supermarkets, and election seasons.

Escaping from an unwanted discussion with someone on facebook by leaving facebook and pretending you never saw the incoming message because of the 5 minutes lag when logging out.

The act of sending a text or SMS message to another person specifically intended to be flirtatious. A flixt differs from a sext in that it is not necessarily sexual in nature.

1)Anyone who thinks they are "ghetto" or "street" because they wear an oversized, straight brimmed, fitted hat, especially wiggers when in reality the only “ghettos” have been in Europe.

2)Anyone who puts after market parts on their car that are worth more than the piece of shit it self.