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Flintering
Drinking excessively, especially during the week, and staying out until last call. Usually needs to happen more than one consecutive night in order to really count as Flintering, but getting completely blitzed can still qualify. Originates in Ireland.
"Darrach, why do you look so tired? You have a big proposal today!" "Man, I've been Flintering all week. I'm WRECKED!"
Flintering by terminator98 April 16, 2013
Related Words
flixting • FLIXTON • flixt • Flixter • FlixTrapped • Flint • flexting • Flint Hill • flicted • fixture
Schrödinger's flirt
Person 1: Hey ur cute
Person 2: I have a significant other
Person 1: Ha no, I was just joke-flirting
Person 2: I think you mean Schrödinger's flirting
Person 2: I have a significant other
Person 1: Ha no, I was just joke-flirting
Person 2: I think you mean Schrödinger's flirting
Schrödinger's flirt by ScrollWasTaken November 14, 2019
flirt and squirt
flirt and squirt by travlax April 24, 2009
flextra
flextra by addie041020 November 26, 2020
Flinter's Finger
The raw, blistered thumb occuring as a result of excessive attempts to get a lighter to work (oftentimes containing a smidgen of fuel to keep your hopes up). Windy days only magnify the chances of developing Flinter's Finger: The smoker's version of Nintendo Thumb.
"Hey buddy - up for a game of Tecmo?"
"Nah, the last thing I need is Nintendo Thumb on top of this Flinter's Finger."
"Nah, the last thing I need is Nintendo Thumb on top of this Flinter's Finger."
Flinter's Finger by goldsac October 20, 2008
Flirtarded
Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.
There is no cure for flirtardation.
There is no cure for flirtardation.
Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.
Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.
She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.
Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!
Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.
She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.
Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!
Flirtarded by asedwards December 21, 2006
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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