When you meet Sofia, Never let her go. She is the most kind, funny, smart, cute, strong, beatiful person. Everybody thinks on first look that Sofia is some high and mighty bitch. Sometimes she sounds rude but she don't really mean it. She is just honest. She is always talking directly & full truth and she know how to keep (your('s)) secrets safe . She is friend with many peoples but she don't trust any of them. She have small circle of people she trust. She would die for her family and friends. She have good sence of humor and she make your day from 0 to 100 better. Sometimes she is confused and messy about herself, but she get her things qiukly clear. Sofia is sociable but she likes spend some time alone. She is the most careful , observant person that I know. Don't get tricky she is also really goofy.Is really hard for her to be in some serious relationship. She was many times hurt but you barely notice it, she smiles all the time, bcs she don't want to make bad vibes. She is realist and she don't judge, she is the kind of person who listen and tries to understand you. She help you in every situation with every problem. She is really angry when she can't read someone. She is creative and she have esthetic vibes. She like simplicity. She have nice music taste. She also like deep convos and she often worry and think, that it eating her from inside.
She know what she want. You never know what is on her mind. In her eyes you can see the infinity.

A terrible time of day to be scheduled for work, probably due to your boss being a jerk.

a Dufus (Pronounced duff-us) who cant spell his sister's name right, but is perfectly perfect in every other way (that's what his mommy tells him anyway)

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something you do in the bathroom

The act of a male positioning ones self over a females head, such that his asshole is over her mouth and his penis is bent back along her nose, while each testicle rests on the females eye sockets. At which point the male proceeds to take a shit on her face.

Breoghan, king of Celtic Galicia who's real name was Breganos maccos Bratus.

adjective to describe a person who randomly roams, wanders, meanders, rambles, stumbles, or strays in a fulltime mode. Can also be used to describe the mind.

Useful in decribing one with attention deficit tendencies.