Pwiffer

Ejaculating all over a women's outer asshole region, then proceeding to sponge up the semen with the ballsack and tip of the penis before rubbing off the cum residue on her eyeballs.

Damn, I pwiffered that chick so badly last night, her eyes turned bright red and she wouldn't stop crying!

She kept looking away from me while we fucked, so I pwiffered her to teach her a lesson!

I accidentally came outside her asshole, so I pwiffered her to clean it up and get it off my cock.

Pwiffer by CR24 August 4, 2009

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Anal Puss

When you are fingering a chic and you have to stop and look to make sure you are in the right hole.

I just hooked up with this hottie last night, I was rather drunk and had to stop and check to make sure I was actually fingering her pussy cause it was so tight. I proclaimed to my friends the next day that she had Certified "Anal Puss" or (CAP)

Anal Puss by theCraw2 August 25, 2009

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Dildo-optimums

A hippo, made out of dildos. This phrase is regularly used in common situations where gay shit is happening.

Damn that guy is acting like a dildo-optimums

Dildo-optimums by BIRDHEAVY March 28, 2017

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Eva

a stupid bitch who falls in love too much and tried to hide her depression by watching the office

also says “Lmao” too much

“Dang who is that girl over there , looking all sad?”

“oh that’s just Eva.”

Eva by ANNNNDDIIIOOOP- June 12, 2019

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STA

Straight To Anal

often reffered to on the chat site 'omegle.com', this opening to a conversation "STA" refers to the desire to skip the chitchat and go straight to the good stuff.

You: sta
Stranger: what?
disconected

or possibly;

You: sta
Stranger: yeah man
You: Thankyousir

STA by A Gent Constantly On Tour January 14, 2010

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Phoebe

A whore. A cheating lying steeze. People are afraid to be mean to her. Shes pretty, but some people dont see it. Boys wanna get with her just to be able to say that they "GOTSOMMEE."

Hey did you see Phoebe cheating on her boyfriend at a party lastnight?" "Yeah man, Don't be a Phoebe

Phoebe by Lovin Life 1234 September 25, 2010

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Cuck

A person who fucking camps any gotta damn objective in any video game

Magicunicorn45 is a fucking no good cuck

Cuck by Eternally Dead October 24, 2023

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