bind

To cause constipation.

Your Grandma: "Oh yeah, park that thing in my tailpipe big boy!"
Mailman: "Hahaha! You ain't gonna shit right for a week!"
Your Grandma: "Actually I haven't enjoyed regular bowel movements for 20 years since this damn Atkins diet has been binding me like crazy. I've got more shit in me now than a port-o-john at the town chili festival!"
Mailman: (loses his lunch) "TMI, you old wench!"

bind by Nick D January 23, 2005

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Double-Dutch

When two girls wearing clogs eat a croissant out of your ass

Wow that guy smells like croissants, he must of gotten a Double-Dutch last night.

Double-Dutch by Meatyballwangmancreamsicle February 24, 2019

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testy

A test-taker, or one who prefers tests to projects

The term was popularized by Mrs. Katherine Buron of Leicester, Massachusetts

Mrs Buron: Ok, So we have our testys over here...

Mrs Buron: Shhh, Don't Disturb the Testys!!

testy by Any Other Names? May 18, 2009

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Gymnastpist

A person who, during car camping, performs a controlled suspended hover outside a vehicle using one arm for support in order to urinate without fully leaving shelter or disrupting camp setup.

After a long night of car camping in the rain, I had to channel my inner gymnastpist and carefully hang from the roof handle while hovering out the back door so I didn’t have to fully leave the warmth of the car or risk being eaten by cannibals

Gymnastpist by Gem Nius May 10, 2026

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MMFL

The MMFL stands for the Minnesota Metro Fastpitch League. Five age classes are offered from 10U, 12U, 14U, 16U and 18U. Each team that is a member of the MMFL is triple sanctioned through AFA, ASA and USSSA. All of the member teams, which includes all of Minnesota, may attend national tournaments of any of the sanctioning bodies should they qualify for one of their tournaments. www.minn-metrofastpitch.com

With over 500 member MMFL teams almost 80 girls fastpitch teams attended national tournaments outside of Minnesota.

MMFL by j thibautl September 29, 2006

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swampdonkey

A girl that has just gotten a train run on her.
Think about it, swamps are disgusting and full of nastiness and everyone can ride on a donkey.

Courtesy of the boys down at UNC-G

After last night, they gave her the nickname of swampdonkey, a hilarious twist to a sad story.

swampdonkey by Yolax January 11, 2008

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Smelnick

A strange herb found in the forests of the Sahara Desert. Commonly used to treat the over abundance of humour in a person. One flake of Smelnick can kill any jokes for a period of time lasting 3 years. Smelnick stays in a person's system of years and years.

Various other uses of the word have been made up. It is both a verb and a noun now. If you Smelnick something, you've made it unfunny.

Frank came upon several girls giggling uncontrollably. He sprinkled some Smelnick into their noses and the giggling stopped instantly.

Smelnick by Danny Melnyk March 25, 2008

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