Smelnick

A strange herb found in the forests of the Sahara Desert. Commonly used to treat the over abundance of humour in a person. One flake of Smelnick can kill any jokes for a period of time lasting 3 years. Smelnick stays in a person's system of years and years.

Various other uses of the word have been made up. It is both a verb and a noun now. If you Smelnick something, you've made it unfunny.

Frank came upon several girls giggling uncontrollably. He sprinkled some Smelnick into their noses and the giggling stopped instantly.

Smelnick by Danny Melnyk March 25, 2008

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Smelick

A term used in a pejorative way towards males who may be referred to as having a smelly dick. The male referred has an unpleasant fragrance to their genital area, and holds no respect for themselves.

"You're a fucking Smelick Robert, everywhere we go you leave a stench of sweaty uncleansed testicles, do you hold no respect for yourself?"

"I swear everytime I come across yo Smelick ass, you smell worse, and worse."

Smelick by costalovesosa March 15, 2024

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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