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A strange herb found in the forests of the Sahara Desert. Commonly used to treat the over abundance of humour in a person. One flake of Smelnick can kill any jokes for a period of time lasting 3 years. Smelnick stays in a person's system of years and years.

Various other uses of the word have been made up. It is both a verb and a noun now. If you Smelnick something, you've made it unfunny.
Frank came upon several girls giggling uncontrollably. He sprinkled some Smelnick into their noses and the giggling stopped instantly.
by Danny Melnyk March 25, 2008
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