Smelnick 

A strange herb found in the forests of the Sahara Desert. Commonly used to treat the over abundance of humour in a person. One flake of Smelnick can kill any jokes for a period of time lasting 3 years. Smelnick stays in a person's system of years and years.

Various other uses of the word have been made up. It is both a verb and a noun now. If you Smelnick something, you've made it unfunny.

Frank came upon several girls giggling uncontrollably. He sprinkled some Smelnick into their noses and the giggling stopped instantly.

Smelnick by Danny Melnyk March 25, 2008

Smelick

A term used in a pejorative way towards males who may be referred to as having a smelly dick. The male referred has an unpleasant fragrance to their genital area, and holds no respect for themselves.

"You're a fucking Smelick Robert, everywhere we go you leave a stench of sweaty uncleansed testicles, do you hold no respect for yourself?"

"I swear everytime I come across yo Smelick ass, you smell worse, and worse."

Smelick by costalovesosa March 15, 2024