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Urban Dictionary

House That Ho 

To bring a Female over and every person in the house has sex with Her either separately or in a group. Also known as "Putting that Ho on the House" or simply "Housing".
Steve: We need to get some pussy man.
Tony: Well I know this freak named Brandy.
Steve: Shit yea call her up, We can house that Ho.

Josh: So what happened with that Bitch you had over last night?
Mark: Me and Skaz put her ass on the house!
Josh: Lucky Bastards too bad I had to work.
House That Ho by Skazellino May 1, 2012
sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born
SAM BE GAY THO
sam by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020

BANANAISM 

When you bring home a bunch of fresh bananas, and a few days later they are rotten with fruit Flys everywhere, because you forgot to eat them.
Honey, we have a horrible case if Bananaism. Just look at all the rotten bananas and I'm being attacked by fruit Flies, WE FORGOT TO EAT THE BANANAS!
BANANAISM by Quirop-x August 10, 2024

budget dust 

money that is said to be insignificant when compared to other, usually planned, expenditures.
Pete Dick: "There is my sister's ex-boyfriend Robertto, lets go over and say hi, he will buy us a drink."
Robertto: "Hey Pete, how are you?"
Pete Dick: "let me buy you a drink."
Robertto: "Please, put your money away I will get you a drink."
Pete Dick: "Robertto, how do you afford to do this, you must be an international man of leisure..."
Robertto: "what, these drinks, this is budget dust for me compared to how much money your sister used to make me pay for dill does and other sex toys!"
The Cooker: "I heard that about her!"
Robertto (laughing): "Yeah, I really broke her heart when I dumped her, sorry Pete."
Pete Dick: "Forget about it, baby bubba, we are still friends, just shut up and Irish yourself."
budget dust by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
Abbreviation for the Blessed Virgin Mary, the mother of Jesus Christ.
Don't you love the BVM? She gave birth to the savior of the world.
BVM by ScottX January 10, 2007
when teenagers text and need a code word for face time
“Hey do you wanna goldfish”
goldfish by teen texting January 17, 2019

Mrs Titswobble 

Name of the lady you see walking down the street with bouncy knockers.I see Mrs Titswobble all the time.Like god ,she can be anywhere, anytime.
Walking down the street and there she is again,The lady with her breasts jumping all over the place ,with every stride she takes,something seems familiar to you,and it's not her face,then you remember her name,Its Mrs Titswobble
Mrs Titswobble by munyuck February 2, 2009
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