Turdicate

Like a turnicate to block blood from an area the turdicate is when you tighten your belt as far as you can to stop a turd coming out. It is usually used when you need to take a dump but something of importance is happening. It can also be used mid-dump so you get up and do it so it doesn't bother you. It can be risky though, sometimes it squeezes the crap out.

Guy 1: 'Dude where were you, you were nearly late'

Guy 2: 'I know i was taking a shit when i realised what time it was. I hat to turdicate it off'

Turdicate by Orgasmic Wafro February 25, 2010

Sausage Roll

To wrap human feces inside cling film and hold it to keep yourself warm, also pass it around to those around you who are also cold.

"Hey, my hands are really cold, should i go make a 'Sausage Roll'?"

"Yeah."

*Comes back*
"It's so warm."
"Pass the 'Sausage Roll'"

Sausage Roll by ZuFeHD February 29, 2012

Bellybutton Crouton

When a man ejaculates into his own bellybutton and leaves it to dry for an extended period of time. Once dried he then proceeds to eat it as a last resort snack.

Danny, after being stranded in the Sahara Desert, ate all 7 of his bellybutton croutons to satisfy his hunger.

Bellybutton Crouton by Hammy Sausages June 22, 2019

Touch Tips

The act of two grown men pulling out their dicks and touching the tips of their dicks together. Usually performed in small groups when the individuals are very excited about something mutual.

Hey Bill, we won the project, we should Touch Tips to celebrate!

Touch Tips by Gobber May 28, 2012

Gutter Mermaid

When you fuck a girl and drop a load in her, then she slips between the mattress and wall flopping around.

When I was done with Anna, I couldn’t find her but there she was stuck like a gutter mermaid.

Gutter Mermaid by @tfresh September 17, 2020

Skin alive

1. To be extremely angry with somebody. (Angry enough that you could actually literally do so to the person you're angry with)
2. To punish or threaten to punish somebody very severely

Originated from people literally having skin removed as a form of torture before execution.

' I'll skin alive the moron who broke my car window when I find them.'

Skin alive by Online Fan October 28, 2016

Beglije

A unique european name found mostly common in Macedonia. The name Beglije is strong, knows what she wants and gets things done. Very driven, loyal, trustworthy but is very weary in trusting others. If you earn her trust, you'll be a friend for life.

The name Beglije is unique like her but is very outgoing and everyone wants to be her friend. She always strives to make everyone happy.

Beglije by inquiring minds February 3, 2010

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