A condition that a person develops through prolonged periods of sitting on hard or uncomfortable surfaces.

Look at my horse,

My horse is amazing,

Give it a lick,

Ooh, it tastes just like raisins,

Have a stroke of its mane,

It turns into a plane,

And then it turns back again,

When you tug on its winkie.

Ooh that's dirty!

Do you think so?

Well I better not show you

where the lemonade is made

Sweet lemonade,

Sweet sweet lemonade (x2)

Get on my horse,

I'll take you 'round the universe,

and all the other places too!

I think you'll find that the universe

pretty much covers everything

Shut up woman

Get on my horse!

a slut that sleeps with the band just because she thinks they are hott...not b/c of their music.

The remnants of your last defecation clinging on to the hairs that suround the exit hole.

A slacker, an idiot, a dope, etc.

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