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Urban Dictionary

Stumpgrinder 

(Noun): A woman on the dance floor that thrives on grinding her bottom(grinder) on male genetailia (stump). Particularly late in the night when inhibitions have been lost, drinks consumed, and standards have been dropped.
Upon arrival to the club, the boys sought out stumpgrinders on the dance floor.

As drinks were consumed, women turned from prude high school teachers, college students, and office workers into stumpgrinders.
Stumpgrinder by LegitZ November 9, 2009

islamic terrorism 

a totally legit way of solving problems
my girlfriend cheated on me, guess i should blow up a plane

ISLAMIC TERRORISM
islamic terrorism by loloofkap January 15, 2018

childress 

-ADJ
pertaining to being ghettofabulous, krunk, P.I.M.P., being on that kryptonite (straight up on that kryptonite), who is sippin' on that slizzerp.
One that is in sinc with his/her "bitches and hoes"

However in spite of all of this ÜBER ghetto action, one that is childress is also extremely politically involved; much like a protesting hippie.
Person A: You be on that.
Person B: You be childress.

Person A: I wonder if we should be involved in the protest this Sunday leagalizing marijuana?
Person B: Main, you be so childress!
childress by DERfabulous May 17, 2006

Patooter 

I need to borrow your patooter to look something up on Urban Dictionary.
Patooter by MSpike September 15, 2011
1) A loser, often of near biblical proportions; a person classified as such tends to exhibit a plethora of annoying qualities such as a tendency to high-handed moralising, offering up unsolicited non-sequiturs out of the blue and issuing commandments on how to do things, but without having been given the mandate to do so by neither authority on high nor by election of his peers.
2) Sometimes slight homosexual connotations are attached to the meaning, given its etymological origins: homo was contracted to Mo, then extended to Moses to render a more euphonious word and offer some degree of stealth due to possible censorship and slander concerns.
"Hey, guys, you really shouldn't be eating all that fast food. It could kill you."
"Shut up, don't be such a moses"
or, singing along to a Nelly song:
"Why do I live this way? Hey, must be a moses"
moses by DURFC March 22, 2005
Pussy eater, all women love him, regularly hooks up, one of the funniest guys you ever know.
Never let go of a Mihir
Mihir by Bsdk May 16, 2019

Louisiana land mine 

when you fuck a girl in the ass and cum and then she farts and it explodes out like a mine
i heard jerry and betsy louisiana land mined then other day
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