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Triangle Man 

Ostensibly a man who either is or has something to do with a triangle. Hates Particle Man and Person Man. Wins every fight.
Triangle Man, Triangle Man,
Triangle Man hates Particle Man,
They have a fight, Triangle wins,
Triangle Man!

-TMBG
Triangle Man by Syckls August 26, 2006

Hater Monkeys 

A person or group of faggots who have no talent and pick on people for being better than them.

A person who doesn't have style and picks on your clothes even though they're snotty pricks that want the same thing.
P1- Hey, you see that girl over there?

P2- Yeah?

P1-She's such a wanna be emo.

P3- I heard you, you fucking Hater Monkeys. Now stop being such a Scene Kid and go get Brokencyded
Hater Monkeys by SceneInBlackNWhite February 20, 2010

crank dat 

A rather sophisticated rap song. I never thought I would ever say this until I heard "donk", which bring soulja boy to a new level of retardation.
Soulja boy SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!
He's a retarded shthead!!!!!!!!
We thought crank dat was retarded until we heard "donk", absolutely senseless!!!!
crank dat by EVHSRV August 28, 2008
Marissa poulted the cat.
Marissa poulted the dog.
Marissa poulted the weird girl who was choking.
Marissa really knows how to poult.
Marissa is crazy, she poults.
Poult by Caudet8 March 30, 2009

horny pussy 

A vagina that actively seeks the insertion and feeling of a penis.
I know that we have had sex four times in three hours, but let's have sex again because I have a very horny pussy
horny pussy by raunchmeister October 19, 2009

Laxstitute 

A girl who has gotten with more than two members of one lacrosse team; lacrosse groupie.
This girl may lead to laxers on the team tending to manalyze eachother, because all of them are trying to get with her.
Zach: So Brandon, are you hittin up any ladies this weekend?
Brandn: Yeah, im hittin up Pikesville High School's laxstitute.
Zach: Dam, that trick is hot as shit.
Laxstitute by laxstituter93 April 24, 2009
an amazing friend who is not afraid to express himself and tries his best
tristan is the best
tristan by Eri (gertrude) October 9, 2018