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A combination of ‘lol’ and ‘help’. Used when a situation or circumstance is ridiculous but also semi-sarcastic but mainly a real call for assistance.
I was chatting with my friend about an upcoming tinder date with a hot guy. She asked for pics. I screenshotted his profile and sent it... to him. Lelp!

I ended a phone call with my boss by saying ‘love you’. Lelp!

I submitted my essay with the title still reading ‘My lecturer is a fuckstick and I hate this stupid subject’. Lelp!

Whilst on a tinder date, I got trapped in a window while fetching a poo I had attempted to throw out because it wouldn’t flush. Lelp!
Lelp by Saltymangoes October 22, 2018
Derogatory and racist term used against black women or women of color. Mostly used in Central Europe as slang.
Man: “Look at that thag over there. Makes me sick.”
Man2: “Yeah, I wish they would go back to their country.”
Thag by europeanme September 29, 2022
Dirty Stop Out - when you and/or mates stay out late and/don't come back 'home' for days
DSO by DSO Fo' Life November 19, 2017
The definition of LSD can be found properly below, but ignore the bits where pple say that it has no permanant effects - its been proven to increase your risk of psychotic illnesses and depression, and organisations like the armed forces will not take anyone who has ever done LSD in their lives. LSD fucks you up.
Horror stories about people on bad LSd trips attacking other people/damaging themselves.
LSD by Oz87 June 2, 2007
Wabysan is a widely used Wabys treatment and a vigorous detox agent. It's powerful germ-killing action ensures clean, white sanitised todgers every time; that's the "Wabysan promise". Because it was developed for hygienically cleaning todgers, not only does it clean, it sanitises, deoderises, whitens and brightens them. Wabysan's antibacterial, active oxygen formula keeps on working for a full 24 hours, killing bacteria involved, and removing stains in your clothes that would be permanent otherwise.
Not tonight, I must soak my todger in Wabysan.
Wabysan by Beijingbabe November 22, 2004

BoyFriend 

Is something i will never have. *Smh*
i want boyfriend
BoyFriend by Larrayxo February 23, 2021

Wassenaar 

A small town in Holland, where only the best fancy pants live. It is the richest city of Holland, thus also the gayest. DO NO LIVE THERE AND IF YOU DO, MOVEE!!
Wassenaar is so gay!
Wassenaar by BOEM!!! April 25, 2011
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