Lelp 

A combination of ‘lol’ and ‘help’. Used when a situation or circumstance is ridiculous but also semi-sarcastic but mainly a real call for assistance.

I was chatting with my friend about an upcoming tinder date with a hot guy. She asked for pics. I screenshotted his profile and sent it... to him. Lelp!

I ended a phone call with my boss by saying ‘love you’. Lelp!

I submitted my essay with the title still reading ‘My lecturer is a fuckstick and I hate this stupid subject’. Lelp!

Whilst on a tinder date, I got trapped in a window while fetching a poo I had attempted to throw out because it wouldn’t flush. Lelp!

Lelp by Saltymangoes October 22, 2018

LELpleb

The god of TheGovernment

LELpleb just gave vorlocc a pixie-sword.

LELpleb by LELpleb January 21, 2018

lelpa 

a mythical beast with the lower body of a baboon (including the bright red ass), the torso and arms of Matt Guillien, the neck of a Giraffe, and the head of a platypus.

"That's a really sweet Lelpa."
"Check that gay Lelpa, i think his name is Matt Guillien."

lelpa by fontanad1 December 20, 2008