The greatest teacher ever because he is very understanding is a caring open minded encouraging person who tells you to never give up,no matter how hard life makes it for you,he will understand and make whatever he can easier for you.

An orgasm causing you to squirt.

n. A turd or poop that when deposited into the toilet, doesn't quite reach the water in the bowl. The specimen usually remains in this location through several flushes, on display for the next few users of the toilet.

A severe over-exposure to Indie music

the first 6 digits of pi

also means you're a dick

To be rejected by a porn star and have your privacy betrayed by her porn site. They will talk about you behind your back and will lie to you about whats happening and cover up for the porn star even though it is wrong.