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Heartbroken 

When you've grown attached to that special someone... And then rips out your heart from your chest just to step on it... It feels like eternal pain.
My boyfriend and I dated for almost two years untill he fell for someone else and broke the news to me.
Heartbroken by Zerg Rushin' Fun July 30, 2004

Frankenstein Critical Theory

A critical theory assembled from incompatible critical traditions: Marxian class analysis, feminist standpoint theory, postcolonial critique, queer theory, critical race theory, and even liberal reformism. It refuses to choose between them. It acknowledges that oppression is multiple, irreducible, and sometimes contradictory—class exploitation does not neatly align with racial or gender oppression. Frankenstein Critical Theory is messy, often internally inconsistent, but useful for analyzing concrete situations where power operates through overlapping, conflicting axes. It abandons the search for a single contradiction (class, race, gender) as primary, instead stitching together whatever tools work.
Example: “Frankenstein Critical Theory allowed her to critique a corporation simultaneously for labor exploitation (Marx), greenwashing (ecofeminism), and colonial supply chains (postcolonial)—three lenses, one monster analysis.”

cunoodling 

A sexy act performed on a couch by people who are neither roommates, or housemates
Andrew and Daniel were cunoodling on the couch during their free-time.
cunoodling by dc2k4 January 29, 2008

Haryashwa 

The coolest, most handsome sigma male, 6'4 230 pounds, lean and ripped, natty, 10/10
That good looking guy right there, he's as haryashwa as they get.
Haryashwa by Bhendi November 27, 2021

Tummy Sticks 

Its the act of two males pressing their erections into eachothers belly buttons.
My uncle asked me if I would enjoy a game of "Tummy Sticks", I excited replied "Sure, sounds fun."
Tummy Sticks by Jimathy28 July 12, 2009
1. The most ubiquitous thing in the entire world, followed closely by cockroach in second place and sardars (aka sikhs, turbanators) in the third place.

2. When mashed, represents the height of genuine English culinary achievement.

3. The biggest commodity purchase of McDonald's. Used in their "employee induction programs" to fill-up skull cavities.

4. Handy object of comparison. See examples.

"Who is smarter - potato or microsoft?"
"What came first - potato or vodka?"
What's on everyone's mind at the Wimbledon : "Who's got better potatoes?"

Potato by _cheese April 22, 2009
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