A day in which beer, football and turkey are celebrated and/or devoured.

Many times, drunk people will give thanks for the success of their team.

This word may have had a different meaning before modern times.

A princess that needs a bagel. She will never grow up. Baby

James is a pampy puff and a OGL scub

Fast hoe

Just what it means! Picture a dog barking but in the context of a car or a truck or a motorcycle. More specifically a Harley Davidson. Barking is when you’re really going through the gears. Sometimes saying fuck the clutch and just preloading that shifter and letting off right before that rev limiter and watching old girl with a mind of her own just glide right up into the next gear like butter. Mostly a sportster technique used to dust all the big boy bike riders. You know the guys who carry their whole life in their bags with their big fairings that can barely see over them. Big ole couches on 2 wheels. This technique is specifically used to blow their 30k bikes away off the line with your 2600 investment. That 883 has got some balls. It’s all about how you drive it. Same thing with your between the legs friend. You pull it out and constantly get the look of disapproval. What’s going through these womans heads?! They’re thinking “ughhhh it’s only 2 inches but little do they know the jokes on them because I tell them…… “2 inches hits you at 200mph you’re going to have something to tell your friends about” bitch will be rolling into Starbucks the next morning with a damn knee scooter. Talking about how she pulled a ham string. Bitch that 2 inches straight separated your sea like it was Moses. It’ll never be the same. That’s barking it. You get going and you get that fucking engine maxed the fuck out. Like give it all you’ve got. Bark that thing. Travis fucking barker.

pass the juul bro

often used in the bathroom or behind walmart