A useless person, but is kinda nice

why the fuck are you looking up sex in the Urban dictionary 😡get off now! Get some real porn

Also goes by the name Tyler and will make you smile so much that your cheeks will fall off. A Pokemon's smile will light up a thousand rooms, and on occasion blind those who stare into said smile. A Pokemon will make you laugh until your ribs hurt, and you will most likely continue laughing for a few hours. The only downside is that said Pokemon can not be summoned from a Poke Ball, because it does what it pleases. Treat a Pokemon with love, and a Pokemon will love you right back. (:

When some kid wears way too many neon clothes every day and he/she will probably get a seizure when they look down

A female that happens to be profoundly ugly and weighs 300+ lbs. Always wears clothing six sizes too small that sports images of Tinkerbell or sadly ironic slogans such as "Angel", "Hottie", or "Too Cute". Often aggravated by a pig-like face or snout.

Only the most intelligent, sexy and powerful human beings gets the honour to be called this name. When born, the baby will instantly be known as Pylse.