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Third Whale 

Like a wing man (fin man) that helps you get laid. Originates from the social practices of some really big whales that are so fat they need a third whale to aid them copulate.
If it wasn't for my third whale I'd never get laid.
Some one who is sad as fuck! Can be a way to describe your mood. How you express yourself in abbreviated form. Commonly used in text communication.
Friend1:"Dude I'm sadaf."

Friend2: "same"
Sadaf by 49ers86 June 2, 2019

happy words 

when someone swears in a situation that requires no need to do so. commonly found in xbox live users
Will: hi how are you
Greg: good, how the fuck are you
Will: o you're using happy words
happy words by Chilly Willy September 3, 2005
1. afab with a smelly vagina
2. a person with a stank puss
3. someone who has bad odor in their coochie
"that chick i took home was a squinnki"
squinnki by thatlilminx November 12, 2024

conchita espinosa academy 

an extremely irrelevant school in Miami. there has been not one, but to two sexual assault cases in one year. the teachers hate the students that aren’t dancers and the students hate the teachers except for one religion teacher. the cafeteria is crawling with roaches that are probably more edible than the actual food served.
student: i go to conchita espinosa academy
person: tf????
I was in chemistry class and my partner was a girl named Sadie. Sadie was the hottest girl ever. She had the biggest ass and the best tits. She was so damn hot and I was so in love with her. One day she told me to go to the bathroom. I walked in and there she was. I locked the door and started to get dirty. She unzipped my pants and I was in heaven. She was all over my dick, and them I started to pee. I did not mean to but it just happened. She then opened her mouth and her mouth was all over my dick. I fell to the ground and started to make out. She was all over me, and then she undid her bra, along with her jeans before rolling down her underwear. I was in porn heaven. I then did the same and we were just two naked bodies rolling around on the floor. I layed her on the ground and stuck my dick right up her vagina. She screamed and I thought, let's go zach.
Lets go I just had a big sex session with zack
Sex by KingTurkey December 19, 2018
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