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Crotchbutter 

The product derived from the act of using a crotch as the churn, and a penis as the plunger. Most successful after several sessions, when there is enough accumulated fluid (both penile and vaginal 'milk') to facilitate the churn action.

Commonly noticed among milk fetishists, the addition of real milk (for best results use whole milk) or cream speeds the process.

Churning the cream brings its fat globules together and causes them to clump into lumps of crotchbutter, leaving a liquid called crotch milk.

Generally an acquired taste, as it is a bit tangier than the common grocery store variety. However, some people actually enjoy the taste of properly churned crotchbutter the first time.

Also possible to make chocolate crotchbutter, and chocolate crotchmilk by repeating the process in the anus. Only the truly hardcore appreciate the taste of this 'delicacy'.
After several hours of creampie sessions with Samantha, Joey noticed the crotchbutter had achieved the perfect consistency for consumption. As he went down to sample the delectable delight, he exclaimed, "Holy shit girl, this crotchbutter is the bomb!"
Crotchbutter by mulva69 July 26, 2009
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critical critic 

A witty and at times offensive Salient pesudonym. Has something a cult following, and is infamous around Victoria University.
Critical Critic wouldn't put up with that shit, he'd be all over it.
critical critic by Harry B March 28, 2004
the most NPC person you will ever know hes like a brick and very sweaty and orange.
bro here comes donald
donald by MC7ever February 6, 2023
An acronym for, Fuck You Nigga I Hate Yo Ass Dickhead
"He was so bad at me he said FYNIHYAD"
FYNIHYAD by quakethek9 March 8, 2026
Being superior than everyone else in every form.
Can be used in an argument to automatically win.
"Man what Hitler did was wrong,can't you just admit it"
"No,roko man,roko.
Aryan superior nazi legend
roko by MC Benghazi October 28, 2015

pebble spread

When you go to eat a chicks ass (or dudes) and thier asshole is covered in flecks of toilet paper balls (dingleberries).
Dude, I went to go eat this chicks ass and she had the most gnarly pebble spread I have ever seen.
pebble spread by roachnastee December 11, 2017

Bosstastic 

It's boss meets fantastic.
Bosstastic.

Bosstastic is commonly used when awesome, boss, sick, sweet etc. doesn't make it cut.

Therefore, next time, when you want feel like saying awesome but you're feeling more awesome than usual, use the word bosstastic.
Jeff: Oi Ken, how are you feeling today?
Ken: (feeling more awesome than usual) I'm feeling fucking bosstastic today!
Bosstastic by llSpeacial-Kll April 11, 2011