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Qontuetoor 

A type of animal that can cause harm by a single touch. It has deadly reactions in its body that can cause many illnesses. They can be found in areas with lots of pollution, Because they are born in random places. Since they surround dirty areas, they could harm you with bacteria. They are about 270 Qontuetoors left in the world.
Wow! I see a Qontuetoor.
Qontuetoor by OfficialYT December 11, 2022

witchcockery 

n. something so absolutely convoluted and fantastically absurd that it appears as a combination of witchcraft and bullshit
Some people believe horoscopes are full of witchcockery.
witchcockery by Da V!nc! August 29, 2018

Kreshna Tegar 

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Kreshna Tegar by anonymous November 23, 2021

short count 

A term used to describe a small amount of product that is expexted to be larger. Usually referring to street drugs such as heroin, crack, crystal meth, etc
Man I just got three caps of boy from the dope man. Every one was half full. I think he's hitting them because I'm always getting a short count when he's serving.
short count by FairladyZ February 4, 2015
The greatest yeet of all time, a bloody legend aswell, all yeeting his homies
Hes such a bloody yeeter Syamil is the biggest of the yeets
Syamil by Yeetthepotato4life March 17, 2019

Happy-Not 

Happy-Not - is being happy, but not happy. You want to talk to this one person but you can’t. And you never will get to. So oh well, you suck. I wish that you had the confidence. But oh well.
Cry.
Cry a lot.
But don’t do it too much or else that’s not cool.
So yeah.
Happy-Not.
I am Happy-Not, too much I am.
Happy-Not by Charles Dickens Rodney February 13, 2022
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