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Mama Licker 

Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.
Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"

Scream Denial 

is a Revolution metal band from Croatia.
Scream denial Croatia metal band
Scream Denial by ExYugo October 30, 2011

Garfunkel 

To laugh so hard that milk (or other liquid) shoots out of one's nose. Possibly derived from the sound made as a liquid is expelled from the nostrils or from the prominent nose of Art Garfunkel of the singing duo Simon and Garfunkel.
Stop joking around! I almost garfunkeled my Kool-Aid!
Garfunkel by KToTheDog September 1, 2011
Getting Totally F'd over in a Fantasy Football Trade.
"Did you see how hard Joe got Caponed this week? So hard if he ever goes to prison, he'll never find a boyfriend."
Caponed by King Colock October 12, 2011

the mooche 

Noun:
A period of time (usually one day but possibly spreading to several consecutive days) where absolute fuck all is achieved. Conditions must include waking up in the afternoon, and only leaving the house if a)you would otherwise die or b) indoors gets intolerably boring.
note:Takes it's name from the Duke Ellington song "The Mooche" for it's extreme lazy trudging feeling.
"Hey did you get anywhere with that thing you're working on?"
"Dude no, nothing got done I've been in the mooche for 3 maybe 4 days... I dunno it all blurs together." (this example is often consequential of an awesome party)

"Ah man that was a solid week! I'm going on the mooche - see you in a few days." (this example is a luxury of choice for students with long enough holidays to do so)
the mooche by dfdan April 10, 2008

manly pride

A male not accepting defeat to anyone that is not also a cis-male. Also the most douchey way to lose the assassins game.
When Izze attempted to kill Gunner in assassins, he would not accept his death be at the hands of her. When asked why he would not accept a worthy death to her he replied, "manly pride".
manly pride by HutchSaysLet'sRuck November 6, 2017
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