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Belly button job. Your body part of choice, whether it is finger, toe, or chode, is forced into your partner's belly button. Strange sounds may arise due to intense tickledge of the navel. Imagine the Pilsbury Dough Boy, it's quite the rush. It's known as the new 5th base.
Mr. Oz and K-slice were once wrestling when they began to give each other BBJs.
BBJ by K-Sliice July 20, 2009
In dinosaur, the way of saying, "Hey. You there. Yes, you good sir. I wanted to afford you the courtesy of letting you know that I'm about to eat you. Quite right, eh?".
Human: Ahhhhhh! That T- Rex is going to eat us!

T- Rex: RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rawr by M.C. Rooer July 7, 2009

Nietzsche 

An insane, Polish-German anarchist philosopher from the 19th century. He is a very misunderstood figure and his books should probably be banned world-wide, as they are very dangerous.

Nietzsche was possibly bisexual and possibly a closeted pedophile. He caught syphilis from a prostitute while he was a teenager and went insane later in life.

Basically, he believed that the ideal humans, the Ubermensch were a peoples that rose above all forms of morality and standards and other races. He believed that humans were inherently evil by birth and that good and bad and emotions are only constructs. Basically, he was a psychopath and a wackjob in disguise as a philosopher. To sum it up: his philosophy is about how to be a parasite and a bloodsucker and deceive your way to power.

He hated philosophers like Plato; whom could be called the antithesis of his philosophy. He believed that human beings created morals as a way to beguile their way to power. Essentially; he believed that there was no such thing as good in the world; and would be an apologist for people such as criminals, child killers and pedophiles, and other scum. He believed that Greco-Romans, or people who seek justice or truth, were Last men, or Untermensch.
Example of Nietzsche's philosophy, If you've played videos games:

The Ubermensch is actually the games: Halo or Doom

But some people mistakenly believe that Nietzsche is: Final Fantasy or the Legend of Zelda (which is actually Plato's philosophy.)
Nietzsche by Kongamuse May 1, 2015
v. To deny sex and expel from sleeping quarters, having led someone on.

n. The act of such a denial and expulsion.
Man, I was making out with him on his bed and then out of nowhere he cootbooted me!
cootboot by Cooterbooter February 18, 2010

proudisation

being really proud.
I am overwhelmed with proudisation.
proudisation by proudistaion March 5, 2020

kingda cooch 

A vagina that has a knack for getting its period at the wrong times, particularly when the mood is right. Habitual breakdowns and failures to operate properly (much like the Kingda-Ka roller coaster in Six Flags). General non-participation with intercourse especially when the owner is on board.
I havent gotten any in a week bc of my gf's kingda cooch
kingda cooch by coochpooch June 5, 2010
Sjaida is a sting amazing beautiful girl who is kind generous and good looking. She attracts guy with charm and looks but she is very picky. She often has blue or green eyes fair skin and blond hair. She is caring towards her friends and won't let anyone her them. She stands up for herself and friends or victims to a bully. She is often in love with music and singing and dancing. She is a Taurus and is a strong minded girl. She doesn't like dealing with rumours or lies. She is amazing as a friend or a girlfriend you would be lucky enough if she liked you back.
" I wish I was sjaida's boyfriend she is so pretty and kind"

" I love how caring sjaida is and how nice she is I can trust her and know she is there for me"
Sjaida by OMGLOLHAHAHA June 21, 2017
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