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Urban Dictionary

homeschool 

A form of education that should be outlawed. Education by wannabe-teachers who are just parents with teacher textbooks and don't have a degree of any sort. The reason for homeschooling is probably to 'protect them' which is only going to screw them even more in the real world. Teaches no social skills.
"See that freak over there? She must've been raised by wolves!"

"I heard she was HOMESCHOOLED."
homeschool by Aerii October 9, 2008

THE Shelf 

The female gluteal fold that shows itself when wearing a pair of fine ass jorts. (Underass equivalent of the underboob).
Yo, me and my bros, Eddie, Wood, and Buddy were opening up a set around Budapest on independence day and popped from 6 to midnight from all the shelf milling about.
THE Shelf by Jesty25 August 24, 2015

Squirtologist 

A guy who is skilled in the art of making a woman have a squirting orgasam. This position takes years of experience and usually is only perfected by men in their later years of life.
Wow that BuddahCandy is a proper Squirtologist, have you tried him yet?
Squirtologist by Buddahcandy February 1, 2022

Soy guapo 

A meme where the protagonist of the song Guapo by Senor Wooly talks about how handsome he is.
Me llamo Victor. Soy guapo. Soy muy muy muy muy muy muy guapo.
Soy guapo by TheShulkerBox May 30, 2022
A funny girl, who is known for being a big ball of joy, good looking and also the type to get what she wants. Sometimes insecure but it is only because what people around her say. Life of the party, a good advice giver , uniquely one of a kind. Mist of the time a bubbly person to be around. DRAMATIC!!!!
Talented.
Boy #1 : She would make a splendid best friend.
Girl #2 : Leonea is stunning.
leonea by DontBerude_dude9497 April 17, 2020
D - Dirty, S - South, I - Indian; Dirty South Indian; Individual who brings Indian food to lunch(Dosa, Samosas, Bhelpuri), does not shower, stinks, study hard for the SAT, and has their dad's first name as a last name.
OMG , Nikhil brought dosa into school for lunch today. What a DSI!
DSI by northindiangang February 11, 2020

Cherry-and-also-bomb

cherry-and-also-bomb a famous tumblr blog with more than 40,000 followers. flawless and perf. she is sweet sarcastic and answers most of her asks. She is also super thin and doesn't take shit from anybody. Infamously known to self promote with the words "vintage/grunge" but now has stopped self promoting. Her real name is Emma and she is also known as "caab" short for her url.
Jane: You follow caab right?
John: You cherry-and-also-bomb? I mean obviously. Who doesn't?
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