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Heiferness 

< adj > Heiferness is a cultural language that most chicks in the hood can understand. Typically this is a African American female that grew up in the hood.

Sometimes her heiferness can get in the way of using proper English but she tries so hard.

Heiferness can be slowly treated through reading books, learning new culture ways that's outside of your zip code, edification of body language and speech and most importantly learning how to refine one's life.
Damn her heiferness is hard to understand, what did she say Helen??!
Heiferness by Xanathoes December 14, 2022
A short version for lemniscate. The infinity symbol. In the form of the digit 8.
The possibilities are lemni.
lemni by designer200 March 29, 2024
Feeling second hand embarrassment for another human being. Originally taken from the German meaning of “fremdschämen”.
I felt sharmoned by that customer trying to tell a joke today.
Sharmon by Fairy Bread October 2, 2018

Oatmeal creampie 

When you cum inside a person over the age of 65
I hooked up with this gilf the other night and gave her an oatmeal creampie
Oatmeal creampie by DollFace07 March 17, 2023

Memeland day 

This day commemorates the declaration of the First Memelandic Republic, June 9, 1793.
Memelandics celebrate June 9 because it's Memeland day.

Spring Break Finger 

An injury that results from excessive beer drinking in a hot tub. The abrasive nature of the twist off PBR top tears the cutaneous layer of the index finger. Scars and blood are not uncommon.
Damn it Jon, i can't give as many high-fives with this spring break finger lingering.
Spring Break Finger by WackyChan March 10, 2014
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