Slazanger

This is when a man squats over his partner around the chest area with the woman lying on her back. While squatting over her chest the male begins to deficate through a tennis racket (must be a Slazanger) onto his partners chest.

"did you hear about Gill?"
"No, what happened?"
"Dave Slazangered her last night, she's in hospital!"
"is she ok?"
"No"

Slazanger by Sla-Zen-Ger January 19, 2010

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Kebababide

The act of gorging on food. Usually eating kebabs and seek kebabs.

Stop kebababide, your being greedy.

Kebababide by Ronald Mcdonald 3rd December 5, 2019

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Knightmare

Sexy man

Knightmare is a sexy man.

Knightmare by aj04ispro April 9, 2022

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Tommy Robinson Diet Plan

Lose weight by only eating 1 fruit and 1 can of fish a day because you're in prison and you don't trust the prison chef.

"Oy, I've been on the Tommy Robinson Diet Plan for only 2 weeks now and I've lost 5 pounds."

"Bloody good mate. You look fantastic."

"Thank you."

Tommy Robinson Diet Plan by T.R. Ferguson December 12, 2019

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Gus J-oing

An asshole friend that goes home just so he can and jack it off, while on the pot moaning to himself he has a case of explosive diarrea which he then uses as lubrication to masterbate

Fuel: Hey where's Gus?
Schroder: Oh, that asshole went Gus J-oing.

Gus J-oing by Gamefuel February 27, 2010