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wannabe killer 

Someone who is given a chance to be a killer, told who and where the mark will be, but backs down in the end. When the mark is terminated, the one offered the job, but was unable to complete the mission, pretends that he is the one who killed the mark. Thus, making him a wannabe killer or wannabe gangsta.
Scared Kid: Hey Fundo, can you kill this guy for me? Because I'm too scared to do it.
Fundo: Fuck that. I ain't killin' him for you. I'mma kill him for the fun of it.
Scared Kid: You're gangsta'. I can't kill people. I'll cry.
Fundo: Little bitch. Move out my way!

*stab* *stab* *slice* *stab*

Fundo: Job complete.
Scared Kid: And I did all the work.
Fundo: What? What the hell are you talking about? You went crying home to mommy.
Scared Kid: That's not what the girl says...
Fundo: She saw me do it.
Scared Kid: Well, She says she saw me do it.
Fundo: You're a wanksta' nigga. Wannabe Killer.
wannabe killer by authOOr October 16, 2006
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mars by WHYAREALLOFTHENAMESTAKENWTF November 23, 2021

urban dictionary 

Guy 1: Hey, are you on urban dictionary.com?
Guy 2: What's that? Let me look that up...
urban dictionary by Capsen November 25, 2011
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Kyle can bomb you while eating a burger.
Kyle by Legend Control Kyle February 11, 2021

shartoop 

its a way of telling how cute some1 or something is
that dog is sooo shartoop or shartooping
shartoop by boo jasim February 17, 2021

lawndildo 

My jerky neighbor won’t use a rake. Instead, he powers up his lawndildo to blow leaves out of the way. Sometimes he still tries to manually push obstacles out of the way with it.
lawndildo by SiLaura May 23, 2020
To take a nap after a long night usually to sleep off a hangover
"yo dude im so hungover i got rip a noodle real quick"
"man i wish i was noodling rather than plowing this cow"
noodle by kman898 November 20, 2009
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