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mikalakias 

A very nasty creature of undefined form and size. If you see it in the wild, do not go close. It generates a sound using its spinal cord to make you hallucinate for days or even weeks.

Some people use the mikakalias' sound for recreational purposes, while others hunt them using very loud soundsystems that play country music, to which the mikalakias is allergic to and when exposed, it eventually evaporates.
P.1: Look, I can spot a wild mikalakias floating at that hill over there!
P.2: Oh dear god! Let's slowly start walking away, if it sees us it will do that sound...
P.1: You don't happen to have any of that good 'ole country music now, do you?
P.2: No, I didn't think we would meet one of those freakin' creatures.
mikalakias by sigroig November 21, 2021

patriots 

A decent, but overly hyped NFL team. Their fans tend to be assholes that think they whooped the Panther's asses in the Superbowl. However, it was only luck that they got the ball last. Whoever would have had the ball last would have surely won. Panthers put up on hellofafight.
Patriots = teh ghey
patriots by Kevin February 9, 2004

(bottom vomit) 

Diarrhoea that is watery with chunks in it, usually cause when you are ill, or have eaten something that doesn't agree with your stomach.
(Bottom Vomit)

Person 1:Oh man that chinese we had last night left me with a bad case of bottom vomit.

Person 2: bottom vomit, damm bad draw mate but I told you sweet'n'sour look off.
(bottom vomit) by Tammy Morton December 9, 2008
Gomi stands for gay homie
Person A:did you hear about gomi

Person B: yeah he's a gomi
Gomi by Please pull out my ass hairs November 10, 2020

wigger jive 

When a white girl fornicates with enough black men that her accent becomes one similar to black low income culture.
Hey Jim, did you notice that Mary, after only one year of working for the football team, talks in wigger jive?

Mr. Makingpoopies
wigger jive by Slapnuts McGee October 22, 2017
I've seen people spell it as "tooter" but after many discussions, a very high majority agrees this tutor is spelled this way- Tutor.
A Tutor is a straw like device, one can even actually use a straw, that's purpose is to smoke drugs off foil. Most people make their own tutors out of old pens, they melt to twist it and add notches because that helps catch alot of build up so when it gets full, they can clean it out and smoke all the build up of drugs their tutor caught. When using A tutor, its best to make sure there are no holes, and its a good length. Once you've placed the desired drug substance on a piece of foil, you then take a lighter under the foil and burn the drug. Holding the foil at an angle, so that the substane slides as it burns, you use the tutor to follow the drug while it burns, inhaling through the tutor as you go. Don't touch the end of the tutor to the substance/foil.
Person a: Someone stole my tutor, does anyone have an extra one, or a pen or straw that i can use?

Person b: No, but here, roll this dollar bill up and use it as a tutor for now so you can get high.
Tutor by Real.One🖤Queen.Bee December 8, 2020
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