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essentially, david kenneth fox
wow david is so awesome!
awesome by lazyfro523 June 30, 2008

bed office 

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn
Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here
bed office by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016
A stupid math sumbol that is not useful in everyday life! Also known as addition! But everyone (including me) hate this torturous THING!

It can also be used for saying something like you added something to your life.
This stupid plus sign is ruining math for me!
Plus by Rox Eav April 16, 2017

Chew Down 

When you haggle or talk someone down about a price.

It's a variation of the phrase Jew Down made famous by Gary Dell'Abate
"Look at what these poor women are doing, and you're chewing them down" - Baba Booey to Sal Governale

Chew Down
Chew Down by SKCee July 13, 2010

namziwamzi

The african tribe, Zulu, believes this is the god of marijuana. They believe that this god grows the marijuana that they find. They also believe that if they pray to it they will get better types of marijuana.
The god of marijuana to the Zulu tribe is namziwamzi.
namziwamzi by rhta15 June 22, 2009

Pay for play 

P4P

Alt. P2P

Red pill men understand that most women (including most feminists) choose to sell/trade that ass for cash, goods, travel, housing, and/or various paid services.

By chick logic, these women don’t consider themselves prostitutes. They offended at the connotation. Ironically, many proclaim to be feminists.

Make no mistake, they REQUIRE remuneration for sex. They justify this because most have shitty full-time jobs or are students. Or just live in a shitty economy, are dumb, and/or lazy.

These girls want designer lives, but not to work for it. Therefore, they engage in P4P. Being lazy, their whoring is more of a lame side hustle. See “semi-pros.”

Now on the man side, the gents tend to be older and unable to compete physically with Chads. They got the money tho. The men may be a married Sugardaddy. Or confirmed bachelor banging cheap whores abroad. Either way, he finds it cheaper and easier to just P2P. He thanks god so many women sell their ass behind closed doors. World’s oldest profession.

Old is around 38+ I’m the p4p world. Meaning you bachelor boys and passport bros need to plan on getting your paper right by then. Else, you’ll be left with 3s and 4s. Yes even abroad.
I tried to avoid the pay for play scene in Cambodia. But pretty much every halfway decent chick was like, “Yeah but if we have Sex I want the money.” I can hardly blame them when they see all the other girls doing it.
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