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systemic 

A shortened version of the phrase 'systemic racism'.
Won't Lynyrd Skynyrd be cancelled by September? I don't mean just their show, but the entire band, cancelled for being systemic.
systemic by Yoppppppp! April 22, 2021

Eyes Married Status 

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
when a person reaches a high level of intelligence they are called SMAAT!
(sm-aaa-t)
i know a jap that isn't smaat
Smaat by the jap :) March 31, 2009
1) Atabtww - A great leader who fought in the Battle of Hastings, made his country proud
2) AtaBtww - A male with a monster sized penis (11 Inches or more)
1) I look up to Atabtww everyday, what a fellow chap!
2) I wish I was an AtaBtww
AtaBtww by YouTube AtaBtww December 1, 2021

Anal Sex 

Simply put, Up The Butt
Guy 1: Man last night I had the best anal sex with my girlfriend

Guy 2: Wow Was it Hot and Steamy like Taco Bell?

Guy 1: Hell Yeah

LMAO
Anal Sex by ConspiracyBang January 9, 2009
Annoying word used by people who love MSN
Used to stop conversation DEAD in its tracks.
Only normal people use this word.
Wierd people despise it. because wierd people know how to talk to each other

KK is used to SHUT U UP
Wierd-Dave: man hows the car
Normal-Norman: Fukt man
Wierd-Dave: Get it fixed mate?
Normal Norman: kk!
Wierd-Dave: WTF???
Normal Norman: LOL

Or

Wierd-O: Hey how r u
Normal galxxx: k
Wierd-O: how r u
Normal galxxx: shuttup bitch i hate you wierd ass, r u goth?? lolz DIE
KK! by Jamesthatscool November 8, 2005
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