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Gank has been modified by employees of WebMD to mean when a manager ruins something you have planned. Sort of how Lumberg in "Office Space" tries to make Peter work all weekend. That was an attempted ganking.
"Man...I've got great tickets to the game and George (SGA) just ganked me. Now I can't go."

"Even though I've got 40 hours of comp time coming to me, George just ganked me out of my day off to finish the project."
gank by SGA-LOVER March 7, 2005
Sorry For The Mass Email
SFTME everybody,

Has anyone seen my red stapler? I left it somewhere in the office last Saturday.

Thanks!
Milton
SFTME by anonymous01020304054 November 8, 2013
Word of the Day on November 16, 2015

snakedogging 

I am snakedogging the night away.

Late Nite Reading 

A pop-punk band formed by bassist Brady Szuhaj and lead vocals/guitar Dalton Wixom. As of 2012, their new (and probably permanent) lineup consists of Drew Cottrell on drums and Clayton Collins playing guitar and doing backing vocals. The band has released 2 EPs: Cycles and Sounds in 2010, and Dedicated to Deadlines in 2011. They have also released a few covers, including One Thing by One Direction. In 2012, Late Nite Reading played the BryanStars Tour, along with Rocky Loves Emily, Catching Your Clouds, and Farewell, My Love. During the tour, the band opened a show for their idol, All Time Low.
Person 1: OMG, have you heard anything by Late Nite Reading?

Person 2: Who??

Person 1: They're this awesome pop-punk band!

Person 2: Okay, I'll check them out...

*The next day*

Person 2: OMG I love Late Nite Reading!!!!
Late Nite Reading by Farryn February 11, 2013
The noise you make in several different situations. The most common one being when that pussy so good you gotta make a noise. Another common example is when you hear a fire ass song and are at a loss for words.
Stacey: Oh yeah put it in me daddy

*Jamal puts it in*
Jamal: GAH
Gah by YRG_Coop December 20, 2020

Hobby-Lobbying 

To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.
Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"

Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."

Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"

Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."

Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."
Hobby-Lobbying by joebobusa22 May 20, 2010
Stands for "just shat laughing"
Ahahaha I literally jsl cuz of that.
jsl by Dorkybork December 15, 2017
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