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Wataru Endo 

The ultimate GOAT defensive midfielder in football who is currently playing for Liverpool. A legend, a savior, a present from God, Wataru Endo can do just about anything humans dream of ranging from kicking balls to kickstarting careers. Followers of Wataru Endo are called Wataru Endo Fanclub which are comprised of loyal supporters of Wataru Endo.
Person 1: Hey I heard someone say Messi is the GOAT of football.
Person 2: Nah, the GOAT is Wataru Endo.
Wataru Endo by wataru_endo_fanclub January 20, 2024
the answer to why (ki snai)
rachel: why
joki: kissnai
rachel: understandable have a great day
kissnai by jokerforce October 16, 2020

zen fatuation 

Zen-fatuation:

Zen: form of Buddhism: a major school of Buddhism originating in 12th century China that emphasizes enlightenment through meditation and insight

Infatuation: thoughtless passion: a great, often temporary, and irrational passion for somebody or something

enlightenment…plus irrational passion; intense emotion…love, joy, hate, or anger…

Enlightenment though irrational intense emotion.
Her state of zen fatuation allowed her to be at one with the zen chicken.
zen fatuation by Zen Hippie August 17, 2007
A nut nigga who plays EA FC and sucks and misses. open chances
Derow sucks at EA FC
Derow by Mantingz January 4, 2024

El Tuerto 

Translated loosely from Spanish to mean "The One-Eyed", El Tuerto is an interesting occurrence in today's society.

Not belonging to a set clique, El Tuerto prefers to roam and is a very social creature. It tends to be insightful, and is very sarcastic and prone to vehement invective when attacked.

The phrase is derived from both Norse Mythology (Odin), and the statement "In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is King."

El Tuerto is a renaissance man of sorts, and prefers to have a diverse knowledge of many things, especially strategy, combat, religion, science, psychology, and languages.

He is oft the one who is speaking in complete sentences in chat rooms and in online games.
Dude, did you see James' grades? He's trying to be El Tuerto!

That guy pwned me like El Tuerto.
El Tuerto by Andorr Gholorm September 14, 2003
shut. the. fuck. up. BOOMER
if åbjørn is saying something to you, you say stfub
stfub by big nerd UwU October 24, 2019
Aaliyah just came home from work and Brad is laying one the bed with chocolate on his dick. Aaliyah climbs on top and licks. I know why you searched this up....
(Insert name) really just searched up porn...
Porn by Fre$h Frie$ May 7, 2021
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