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Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere
“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot
Feek is a portmanteau of ‘fake’ and ‘geek’ it describes some one whose a phoney geek; like gamer girls on Twitter, or those who rock the look just to be with the current in-crowd.
Yeah, you wear your cutesy Thanos hoodie and tout your ‘expert views’ but feek, you’ve never read the comics.
Feek by CallumFoster April 22, 2020

Baby Swole 

Little guy that has above average muscles for their below average size.
Holy shit check out baby swole over there, he could probably lift like 150.
Baby Swole by Tyler Red March 25, 2010
A Front of House system used in restaurants and bars, particularly breweries in Ohio.
*Squints perturbingly* What the hells a "Foggus?!"
foggus by Mr.Casey December 16, 2021

Bublé base 

When white people have been fucking long enough, they start listening to Micheal Bublé's christmas album together. This is the white girl's way of saying she wants to settle down.
Guy 1: What you up to?
Guy 2: Emily wants to get me in the christmas spirit, she's making me listen to some Bublé.
Guy 1: Damn, she dragged your ass right to the Bublé base.. Run!
Bublé base by Rando-hobo September 7, 2019

Glen Ridge 

A Town in northern New Jersey that has some of the nicest homes in America. Our main street: Ridgewood Avenue; has houses that are $800,000 to $3.4 Million and more. Yes, we are almost all white and Catholic, but does not mean that we are all racist. And yes we are rich. Got a problem with that? And no, athletes did not rape a mentally retarted girl. It was sexual assult, NOT RAPE!!!!(I'm not saying that is better). Our high school was ranked number 3rd in the state. We have VERY low crime in our neighborhood. Montlcair kids hate us because of our wealth, and because we like to get good grades. GROW UP MONTCLAIR!!! your town doesn't have any better of a drug problem (Montlcair High School). Yes, we do like to get good grades, because we want good jobs. Good school + good grades= Good job. Good Job= Good Money (good life). We don't have many stores, though we do have Smashburger, Fitzgerald's, Super Scoop, the Arcade, and Mountainside Hospital. We also have an excellent sport team. No, the athelet population is not dying down. So, what is Glen Ridge? Only the nicest, richest, and safest town in Northern New Jersey (other than Franklin Lakes).
Glen Ridge rich athlete New Jersey White Italian multi million dollar homes school Catholic
Glen Ridge by Ridger1234 March 8, 2011