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Tom is a guy who has the biggest ego in the entire world, it’s the bigger than u can imagine. He gets zero bitches and his hair looks like a mop. He cant play soccer to save his life and he pretend his younger sister is his girlfriend. He cheated on his ex. She was so pretty and did not deserve that.
“Bro you’re just like Tom! Go to therapy.”
Tom by secret account September 14, 2022
an absolute melt, but we love her anyways. most essex person you will ever meet.
SHUT UP LAUREN, YOU BLOODY MELT.
Lauren by MinnieMouseChic1324 October 22, 2019

Kataholic 

A man who cares a whole lot for a woman because she is smart, articulate, charismatic,and beautiful even though he thinks she has misled and manipulated him.
Boy, this guy's a complete Kataholic about that English chick.
Kataholic by windsorgirl September 13, 2010

tyrone biggums 

Tyrone Biggums is the most dedicated crackhead ever known to mankind. He sells Real Estate and Has Participated on Fear Factor to be able to purchase the Biggest crack rock in the world that he proclaims will keep he and his girlfriend "high for hours".
Joe Rogan - "These coals are over one-thousand degrees hot"
Tyrone Biggums- "Gaddam"
tyrone biggums by Michael Graham April 19, 2005

jimi-napping 

The unlawful act of capturing and carrying away a strangely homosexual man, with a rather small wiener that tends to touch your ears a lot and call you papa, against their will and holding them in false imprisonment.

Usually occurs with no additional request for random as the ear touching tends to be enough.
"He was jimi-napped, what should we do?!"

(confusion sets in)

..."another jimi-napping?!"

(police respond)

"We just need to wait for him to make his move, hopefully he'll leave the damn guy's ear alone.
jimi-napping by jimony snicket August 5, 2010

cube shaped balls 

used as a form of insult to the deadliest degree
"Holy fuck! Is this Italian sideburn hair?"

"You bet your cube shaped balls it's Italian!"
A member of the infamous crips/bloods gang. Also, a man who pleasure a woman so much he mader her get her peiod early causing massive blood loss and blood to tha face
yeah, im blooded
Blooded by K-Board July 13, 2009
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