Walmart Syndrome

The condition of thinking it's okay to mindlessly walk out in front of cars whenever you want, whether you've acknowledged the passing vehicle or not.

Driver: "Hey! That asshole just walked out in front of me!"
Passenger: "Don't mind them, they just have Walmart Syndrome."

Walmart Syndrome by sethro57 January 16, 2024

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Cock and ball tortilla

Balls

“Honey I have a cock and ball tortilla”

“Nice”

Cock and ball tortilla by lebumdum March 7, 2022

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Duty Booty

Getting laid while on the job, having sex with a resident or fellow RA from your staff while being on duty. A great way to spend your weekend when you're stuck babysitting drunks in the dorm.

Not being able to go out sucked, but that duty booty definitely made the night more fun.

Duty Booty by Dooty Booty Master September 19, 2010

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gjeneta

A more evolved version of Xheneta. Its an albanian name that comes from little village in Kuks. A devil angel with two faces. Hella pretty and hot but with a complex mind. Arrogant but sensitive, mean but kind, extrovert but an introvert.

1. Oh look its Gjeneta
2. Its weird that her name starts with Gj and not Xh smh.

gjeneta by Sinnerbuntaste January 1, 2018

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Clam Hoagie

A fat, meaty vagina with exceptionally large labia that have the appearance of a think, meat stuffed hoagie roll.

Roger's girl has a clam hoagie and she damn near suffocated him when she sat on his face during their recent smother play session.

Clam Hoagie by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015

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Squeef

When a woman start to queef but she’s mid squirt.

“Oh no! I’ve squeefed!” Says Rebecca.
“It’s okay. Next time do it in my mouth.” Moans her lover Derek.

Squeef by anonymously.bitchy January 11, 2023

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tumblr

a place for hipsters to post picures and gifs about hipster things. common subjects: girls backs, hands with lots of jewelry, vampire weekend, arcade fire, kissing, naked people, weed, pretty girls smoking, harry potter, celebrities from tv shows particularly skins and gossip girl and other artsy photographs.

I am so addicted to tumblr, I just can't stop reblogging pictures of pretty girls in front of a sunset wearing denim shorts and bracelets smoking weed.

tumblr by yesiamfromtumblr December 22, 2010

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