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FFUB - Fuck those Fat Ugly Bitches.
FUB - Fat Ugly Bitches

A Fat Ugly Bitch is a girl that you know who thinks shes super hot or super legit but is actually a Fat Ugly Bitch. in a way of communicating with friends instead of saying those proper terms, you can easily say FUB in its place, or if your saying a statement then you can say FFUB for fuck those fat ugly bitches.
1 Dude that chick is so fucken annoying. She thinks shes legit.

2 I know dude shes a total FUB.

1 Hahaha i know right? FFUB

2 FFUB FOR LIFE!
FFUB by FFUB FOR LIFE November 16, 2010

jack-bone 

It goes with "doesn't know ..." You say it about somebody who doesn't know anything of any use at all, and when it is not enough to say "he doesn't know jack," and you are tired of "jack-shit."
The first four years of being an alderman, you don't know jack-bone! (Maze Jackson on his radio show)
jack-bone by qariwa February 12, 2019
When you get ruffied by an old famous black actor and wake up with dried cum all over your face.
Jamie doesn't remember what happened last night after work, but is pretty sure she got bukosbied because she woke up with dried cum on her face and several empty pudding cups in her bed.
bukosbied by Tittsmcgee July 6, 2017

astroglide surprise 

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.
If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.
astroglide surprise by hititlong January 6, 2006
-i scraped my knee im falling for you.
but baby a kiss will do.

-is there something in your eye, oh wait, its just a sparkle.

-you want some fries with that shakee?!

-your as cuuuute as a buttonn.

mwuah ha ha ha hah hah.
Mwuah by CassieWillBeatChu(: May 15, 2009
The most sexiest person and cutiest name that is a real p.i.m.p
"Dawg you see Kywaun smashin that girl?"
"Yea who is that"
"Bra is that your mom?!"
kywaun by Ky-Weezy April 23, 2008

molasses cookies 

consumed in large quantities in raisin and plain servings. ass puke follows shortly after consumption.
C - do u want one it has nuts in it
fug - ha ha.. *sinks in couch*
Noid - last one *yoink*
molasses cookies by foug January 11, 2005
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